Znicest: February 2010

The “Johnny Lonny …200 Dollaz ” Story

A guy named Johnny Lonny goes over to his homie Mark’s house, rings the bell, and Mark’s wifey NuNu opens the door.

Johnny: ” Whats Poppin’? … is Mark here?”

NuNu: ” Nope, he went to the store… he’ll be back soon”

Johnny: “Oh ok, Im Johnny, he is expecting me. Is its cool if I chill in the house and wait for him?”

NuNu: Uhhm… yea,yea its cool. Come in.”

(Johnny walks in the house and notices NuNu’s juicy phat ass & big ol’ Titties, then licks his lips.)

NuNu: You can sit right there by the tv. Let me turn it on for you.

(NuNu drops the remote. Bends over to picks it up and Johnny’s d*ck instantly gets hard. NuNu raises back up and notices Johnny’s hard d*ck)

NuNu: Sheesh, you got a big ass d*ck

(Johnny smerks and asks NuNu)

Johnny: You wanna see it?

NuNu: Nah, I gotta man plus his d*ck is way bigger then yours.

Johnny: Yea f*ckin’ right…. my d*ck is way bigger then what you can see in these levi’s baby girl

NuNu: That’s what a lil d*ck mutha f*cka would say.

Johnny: Nah baby, I’m definitely not like them other dudes. I GOT SWIPE & know how to put “him” to work.

NuNu: Damn , ok you got me wondering. Let me see it and hurry up before my baby gets here. NO FUNNY STUFF either! I just want to see if you’re telling the truth & that’s IT!

Johnny: Ok, I got you baby girl.

NuNu: Stop calling me that and show me that sh*t.

(Johnny gets up, unzips his zipper and his jeans hit the floor.)

PART 2
Johnny: So, watcha think?

NuNu: Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn Daddy.

Johnny: Oh, so im daddy now.

(Johnny gets closer to NuNu….. NuNu backs up)

NuNu: Don’t get sh*t twisted negro. You ain’t dickmatize me.

Johnny: Stop fronting like you don’t want this right here, right now.

(NuNu stutters)

NuNu: N-N-N-No I don’t. You can put your pants back on now.

Johnny: Can you do it for me?

NuNu: What the f*ck nigga. You got hands.

Johnny: I know, I know , but I want you to do it for me

NuNu: What the f*ck n*gga. You got hands. Do it yourself! ….Hurry up too.

Johnny: Please, can you do it for me. I’ll pay you 50 dollars.

(NuNu paused and thought to herself)

NuNu: *Damn, i do need to pay by phone bill, and mark been low on money*

NuNu: Fine i’ll do it for $50.

(Johnny hands her the money and she put its in her bra. NuNu gets closer to Johnny while his dick stares right at her. She almost pulls up Johnny’s pants half-way and suddenly he grabs her hand)

Johnny: Hold up baby girl. You want to make another $50

NuNu: Yea , BUT what i got to do?

(Johnny grabs her closer and says……

PART 3
Johnny: You got to make this hard d*ck a soft d*ck.

NuNu: Negro, now what the f*ck does that mean.

(Johnny shakes his head)

Johnny: You know what i mean. I want you suck my d*ck!

NuNu: Ugh NoOooO, I never sucked d*ck before. What? You think I’m some kind of cheap hoe?

(Johnny says in his head *YES B*TCH I THINK YOU’RE A HOE*)

Johnny: Of course not baby girl. Why would I think you’re a hoe?

NuNu: Negro, you just asked me to suck your dick for 50 dollars.

Johnny: Okay, my bad…I’m sorry.

NuNu: Shiiiit, you could of at least said $150.

(Johnny smiles and flashed her a Benjamin Franklin and a Ulysses S. Grant)

NuNu: See, now we’re talking.

(Nunu put the 150 dollars in her bra.)

*NOW SHE GOT $200!!!!!! .. for the ones who can’t count*

(Johnny pulls his pants down all the way and watches the top off NuNu’s head bob back & forth as if she was in a rocking chair. )

Johnny: Damn, baby girl. You’re head game is the truth.You sure you haven’t done this before?‘

(With Johnny’s d*ck still in her mouth she says)

NuNu: uhmMm NEVER!.

(*Just another b*tch lying’ about sucking’ d*ck*)

Johnny: Yea right , b*tch.

NuNu: What did you say?

Johnny: Oh, nothing … you’re doing great baby girl.

(Nunu smiles with the d*ck still inside her mouth.)

(6 minutes have passed)

Johnny: Baby girl! I’m about to nut.

NuNu: Not in my mouth.

Johnny: oOoOOAhhHHdfdsUghassAhHHH ….. Too Late!

(NuNu runs to the bathroom and spits Johnny’s cum out her mouth.)

(Nunu walks back to the living room.)

NuNu: NEGGGRRROOO im going to beat yo a-a-a-a-

(Before NuNu could finish her sentence …they both heard someone with keys at the door)

The Final Part 4
NuNu: Oh my God, it’s Mark! …Hurry run to the bathroom.

(Johnny ran to the bathroom right before Mark walked inside his home.)

NuNu: Hey babe! I miss you babe! Where you been babe!

(Nunu kisses Mark on his lips =/)

Mark: I was at the store then had to get some money.

(Mark walks toward the bathroom…. where Johnny is hiding)

NuNu: Ooo0ooh babe hold up.

Mark: What babe!? Why you telling me to hold up ?

NuNu: There’s no toilet paper…. Im just now remembering. Let me get you a roll and put it in the bathroom.

(NuNu speeds to the bathroom )

NuNu: Johnny go through that window now .. Marks coming in the bathroom!

Johnny:B-B-B- But that windows is too small I won’t fit.

NuNu: You stupid mutha f*cka.. squeeze through. NOW!!!

(Mark starts to get a little suspicious)

Mark: Baby, what the hell you doing

(Mark walks toward the bathroom)

(Opens the bathroom door & it’s just NuNu inside with a roll on tissue paper.)

NuNu: Here you go babe, it’s the last roll

Mark: Ok, Thanx now get out! I need to take a sh*t

(NuNu walks out the bathroom ..RELIEVED!)

*15-30 mins later*

(Mark came out of the bathroom )

Mark: NuNu!

NuNu: Yes Babe?

Mark: Did anyone come to the house?

(Nunu pauses)

NuNu: Oh yes babe. Some weird ass guy named Johnny Lonny

(Mark thinks about this for a second and says)

Mark: “Well did he drop off the 200 dollars he owes me?”

(Nunu face went pale. Scrunches her face then quickly turns it into a fake smile. Then hands Mark the $200 in her bra.)

THEEE END ……

You got played b*tch!